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…no dog sweaters

September 27th, 2008 · No Comments · in heaven...

Perhaps this one is obvious, but it is still worth a mention. In heaven dogs won’t be forced to dress up in tiny little human clothing. No little sweaters, no little scarves. Sweater vests are okay though. Wait, what am I saying? No they aren’t. And I know what some of you are thinking:

But what if Prince Snuggles doesn’t have any hair?

There won’t be hairless dogs in heaven.

But what if it’s cold?

It won’t be cold.

But what about Halloween?

Pagan holiday.

Let’s show a little respect for our canine friends. As we all already know, all dogs go to heaven. So let’s not dress them up as cowboys and babies. I don’t care how they do it in Hollywood.

Thanks to Kristin for sending in the suggestion! If you have your own you can send it to us via the Contact form.

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