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…public nose picking

September 13th, 2008 · No Comments · in heaven...

I’ve always had a double standard for nose picking. Whenever I see people picking their noses I silently judge them. But whenever no one’s looking (or I think there’s a reasonable chance that no one is looking), I’m digging for gold.

The truth is, I love picking my nose. I don’t know what the big deal is. In heaven there will be no double standard. Public nose picking will be encouraged. Know why? Because those lovely, crusty boogers will be coated with hand sanitizer instead of snot. So in theory you’ll be cleaning your hands every time you’ve got your finger jammed up in that nostril.

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